I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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