Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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