He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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