It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
