Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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