He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Success! We fucked roommates!
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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