do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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