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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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