I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
you are never too drunk for berry picking
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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