So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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