is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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