His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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