Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Randomize
