Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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