if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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