i don't plan on having that self control this summer
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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