is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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