better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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