I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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