Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
