So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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