he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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