Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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