pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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