So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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