i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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