Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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