I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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