There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I have already put on my inside pants.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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