Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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