she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
