I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
tell me about the fingering
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