I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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