I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Randomize
