She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
So many bounce houses so little time
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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