sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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