His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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