Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He felt like a one man threesome
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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