Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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