She's JV to your varsity
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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