I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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