he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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