Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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