She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Come on in and take your pants off
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