Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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