You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
we're chasing vodka with high fives
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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