he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
how do you play pong handcuffed?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize