I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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