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Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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