actually, I'm a sock model
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I have feelings that need drinking.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
