He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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