Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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