We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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