Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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