Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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