Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
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