We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
i think i just lost a toe
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
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