the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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