check it out our google latitudes are spooning
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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