He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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