okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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